He caught me by surprise
I never expected to blush
when an abrasive, goth dude
said my ass was cute
His clothes are all black,
as black as his hair,
and his heels are as high
as the moon in the sky
He is a criminal
and I am terrified
but more so of how hot
he looks when he talks
He has a beautiful face
so perfect in all proportions
and I am sure that I may
be turning very gay
He looks hot as a woman too
and my cheeks flush when he
dances with that sass
I have a boner thanks to his ass
He is so funny
not in the usual way
but it's funny how things got
when I feel in love with the guy from the donut shop.